$ cat squid-test.py 
#! /usr/bin/env python

import urllib

# Fucking User-Agent...
class PageOpener(urllib.FancyURLopener):
    version = 'squid-test.py; https://bugzilla.wikimedia.org/43341; MZMcBride'

base_url = 'http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'

pairs = [['Wikipedia:AN/I', 'Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents'],
         ['Wikipedia:ANI', 'Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents'],
         ['Wikipedia:BN', 'Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard'],
         ['Wikipedia:BNB', 'Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard']]

for pair in pairs:
    redirect_url = '%s%s' % (base_url, pair[0])
    print redirect_url
    opener = PageOpener()
    redirect_response = opener.open(redirect_url).read()
    print redirect_response.split('This page was last modified on ', 1)[1][:30]
    print redirect_response.split('Served by ', 1)[1][:22]
    target_url = '%s%s' % (base_url, pair[1])
    print target_url
    opener = PageOpener()
    target_response = opener.open(target_url).read()
    print target_response.split('This page was last modified on ', 1)[1][:30]
    print target_response.split('Served by ', 1)[1][:22]







$ python squid-test.py 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:AN/I
18 December 2012 at 22:20.<br 
mw22 in 0.196 secs. --
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents
31 December 2012 at 00:32.<br 
srv210 in 0.177 secs. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ANI
30 December 2012 at 19:32.<br 
srv196 in 0.175 secs. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Incidents
31 December 2012 at 00:32.<br 
srv210 in 0.177 secs. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BN
29 December 2012 at 06:37.<br 
mw52 in 1.415 secs. --
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard
31 December 2012 at 00:32.<br 
mw37 in 0.202 secs. --
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:BNB
31 December 2012 at 00:32.<br 
srv229 in 0.153 secs. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard
31 December 2012 at 00:32.<br 
mw37 in 0.202 secs. --